Peterborough

A town in Lincolnshire. The place all under 15s from Spalding think of as heaven. The home to almost every foreign family in the surrounding area. The only place with a few half decent nightclubs out of pboro Spalding and Boston. High daylight stabbing rate. The only half-posh bit in it is Waitrose.

Oh and it has a football club 🤷🏼 ♀️

Two girls from Spalding talking about going out to Peterborough at the weekend.

Stephanie- “You going up ptown at the weekend?”
Melanie- “Course bbs, wouldn’t miss the stickiness on the bottom of my shoe all day for anything”

by KateXox June 21, 2018

Peterborough

Where gay chavs try to hit on girls

David Duke: Look at this chav. He was tryna hit on my hoe last night.

The KKK: What do you expect, its Peterborough

by apeterboroughchav January 19, 2019

Petertometer

A very Special scale for people made by our one and only "the Peter", may god have mercy for him. Rates how badass you are!

Dude, you are like a six on the Petertometer!

by Vgxigduxgk November 26, 2019

Peeworm

Penis. Usually used by a parent or caregiver when speaking to a male child under the age of 5. Not very common, and not listed in most collections of slang terms for genitalia. Probably a variant of 'pee pee' or 'pee wee'.

Alternate spellings: Pee-worm, pee worm.

"Did you wash your peeworm?"

by Rbd41 February 5, 2020

Peteromantic

A person who would date their pets because they think pets are better than humans and pets are more loyal and they are more reliable

A peteromantic would only date pets

by Terms for people December 26, 2020

Peterborough

Origin of incels, no personality, miserable, boring people very few are open minded. Rarely anyone has twitter, feels like you’re in 1600 with 6 Mcdonald’s.

Did you hear - is still friends with -?

Isn’t - a pedophile?
yeah, his friends don’t care they’re from peterborough!

by ITellAllTruth March 24, 2021

Petersomnia

The condition of fearing being awake. you stay in such a sleepy state because you are truly afraid to be wide awake

That guy is literally always sleepy, I heard he has petersomnia

by RealTrashBoi February 23, 2024