Petched

Petrified "Petched" refers to have an absolute STONE HARD BOOOOONERRRR.

Origin: Medusa turns people into stone and in doing so they are left looking PETRIFIED. "Rock hard"

"yooo im soo petched right now."
"That girl over there got me petched bro.""

by mrsquirt2_10 August 6, 2024

Petched

When your team gets wrecked in the first push because you got shot behind cover

Raider: Holy shit dude! We just got petched!
Raider 2: What the fuck is this server

by the wolf intel January 4, 2021

Petch

A broadly applicable, inoffensive term for fecal matter, rubbish, or unfavourable circumstance.

This show is petch;
Can we pull over? I gotta go petch!
What's that petch?!
... and then he dumped me.

Wow.. that's petch..

by anonymous October 3, 2020

Petch

Princes Peach... but better

I'M PRINCESS PETCH! WYEAH!

by ahahah13 December 29, 2018

Petch

Puts the biggest hits in the 2021 rugby season, they watch shoulder charge videos to G'up

woah Petch just put an absolute rib breaker into that shore five eight

by 1234567898778 March 11, 2021