Petch

A broadly applicable, inoffensive term for fecal matter, rubbish, or unfavourable circumstance.

This show is petch;
Can we pull over? I gotta go petch!
What's that petch?!
... and then he dumped me.

Wow.. that's petch..

by anonymous October 3, 2020

Petched

When your team gets wrecked in the first push because you got shot behind cover

Raider: Holy shit dude! We just got petched!
Raider 2: What the fuck is this server

by the wolf intel January 4, 2021

petch

A wild attack of the face, arms, and neck.

She's petching again. Call emergency medical services. I fear the worst is yet to come.

by Judith Sheindlin October 21, 2016

Petch

Princes Peach... but better

I'M PRINCESS PETCH! WYEAH!

by ahahah13 December 29, 2018

Petch

Puts the biggest hits in the 2021 rugby season, they watch shoulder charge videos to G'up

woah Petch just put an absolute rib breaker into that shore five eight

by 1234567898778 March 11, 2021