Pestilence

When anyone is in a bad mood, or is just a straight up asshole all the time.

Carl: "Hey Fuck You Man!"
Kevin: "Bro, What The Hell, Quit Being Such Pestilence Right Now"

by Von Stroheim November 23, 2019

pestilent

Someone or something that is very annoying, something you can't seem to get rid of.

Pestilent things could be a rat constantly chewing your wires or living in your basement, or a fat seal who won't get off the rock you like.

Damn that guy Omar keeps messaging me. He is so pestilent. Keeps asking me to zorbing with him but I really don't want to. What a pestilent prick.

by ratrarhettehtnrtnntntntn September 7, 2017

Pestilence

Countries other than China aren't learning to live with the coronavirus any more than China is, they're rejecting both the virus and the measures and restrictions against it, and the people that keep pushing and measuring them with restrictions, mandates, and guidelines.

People never accepted the pestilence known as the coronavirus, they have been being told that they accept the mandates, restrictions and guidelines for their safety since the outbreak began, but in reality nobody pushing them around with mandates, guidelines, and restrictions really gives enough of a fuck about them or what they think about the virus to write anything in the news other than what they want the people they are pushing around to read about living with the virus or what they call a new normal. Most people would rather have jobs they know they aren't going to lose in a few months when the people pushing them around with mandates shut everything down again, leading to a labor shortage, a coin shortage, and a host of other problems perpetuating the pestilence and the darkness it takes to perpetuate it.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Pestilence

A bipolar obese man who terrorizes his family

"The two were getting out of the house in fear that they would be overcome by pestilence"

by Samuel Wesson September 12, 2021

Pestilence

A disease, similar to tinnitus, where you constantly hear the sound of the Discord ping noise inside your head. It is caused by chronic internet usage.

Chris: Ugh! I cannot get this stupid Discord ping noise out of my head!!!
Erick: You must have Pestilence... You have spent much too much time on Discord....

by yumspoiledmilk April 4, 2022