Pessi

Another name for the ghost "Pessidog"
Can only be summoned in
1. Toulouse
2. Angers
3. Ajaccio
4. Brest
5. Clermont - Ferrand
Was last spotted at the Parc de Princes on the 3rd of April 2023 but disappeared when it realised Lyon was a big team.
Hasn't shown up in the Champions League since 2015
He was spotted in his ghost form in:
1. Liverpool 2019
2. Rome 2018
3. Turin 2017
3. Madrid 2016
4. Lisbon 2020
5. Paris 2021 (Where he resides now)
6. Madrid 2022
7. Munich 2023
8. Madrid 2014
9. Munich 2013
10. London 2012
11. Milan 2010

"Give my idol the chicken brest d'or bcuz he scored two goals vs them"
"Last night when I shouted "Penalty for Argentina, Pessi appeared and killed half the population of Estonia"

by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023

Pessi

Nickname of the football player Lionel Messi, known for statpadding against small football clubs in Spain and claiming big awards that he doesn't deserve. Also known for ghosting against big football clubs in the Champions League.

Boy 1: "Pessi is finished, he can only score against Osasuna"

Boy 2: Sadly, my Idol Pessi is not as good as Cristiano Ronaldo"

by Sutr December 10, 2021

Pessi

Pessi refers to the the argentinian dwarf who is also known as the ghost of paris 👻👻👻👻. He recently made a move to the burger league with last place inter mcdonalds after failing to score more than 6 goals a season at pissG. Missing penalties during the day and stealing ballon d'ors during the night is his passion and also ghosting matches in spectacular fashion.

Friend: "wow, pessi missed another penalty!! I wonder how he's PR is gonna hide this one"

Me: "He must have ghosted the whole game too"

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*Foggy night a day before the ballon d'or awards*

*Pessi is heard ghosting down the street*

*He is seen entering Gianni Infantino's house 😳😳*

Pessi: "Give me penalty, give me penalty!!! Or i will ghost again"

*Gobble, Gobble, Gobble*

*The next day*

Ballon d'or host: "The winner is Pessi!!"

Music: "OH PENALTY, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, MY NAME'S PESSI, AND I NEED SOMETHING TO RELY ON, SO TELL ME WHEN, YOU GONNA LET ME WIN"

by Pessi👻👻 July 20, 2023

PESSI

PESSI

PIONEL PENDRES PESSI IS KNOWN AS A FINISHED FARMER AND NEEDS TAP INS AND EIBAR TO HELP HIM HES NOTHING WITHOUT XAVI AND INIESTA HES ALSO KNOWN FOR ROBBING BALLONDORS AND MISSING PENS.

by PESSI EIBAR ROBBING PENALTY May 19, 2022

Pessi

The finished player that plays in an aldi door dash uber eats league PSG and fraudulently robs individual awards and ballon dors. He cannot score a single non tap in without Xavi and iniesta on his team. He never shows up in big matches and commonly ghosts while goatnaldo is scoring hattricks. Pessi can only win major trophys with VARgenFIFA. He fruaduantly won the world cup with penalties and was carried by the other goat dybala.

Did you see that world cup match yesterday?
Yes, Pessi missed a pen.

by leyemster March 1, 2023

Pessi

A fraudulent term created by Penaldogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Lionel Messi. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Pendu fanboys.

"Pessi is finished because he doesn't score tap ins every game like my idol Penaldo"

by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan June 15, 2021

Pessi

the carbonated cola soft drink Pepsi, as pronounced by some Asian-American restaurant employees and others who take a respectful liking to such dialectic pronunciation

"We have Pessi, Diet Pessi, 7-Up, Mountain Dew, hot tea, coffee, and water."

"Diet Coke? Diet Pessi okay?"

by Kevin_K July 30, 2006