pecker ball johnson

Acting like a jerk, but in a goody way. Refusing to cooperate or follow instructions or socially acceptable behavior.

Stop being a pecker ball johnson.

by Pecker Ball Johnson April 22, 2018

Peckerjack

A variety of cheese derived from Monterey Jack, flavored with spicy semen peppers, usually with a semihard or creamy texture.

I ran out of cheddar, but I reckon I got some homemade peckerjack in the fridge!

by disfellow July 31, 2018

Peaked

To be your best self; the time in your life when you are at your best, most successful, funniest, coolest, most popular

That bitch peaked in high school. Now it's all down hill.

by Vader42 May 26, 2015

Pecker Breath

Used to describe someone who "sucks dick" (not in the literal sense). Similar to: brown nosing, kissing ass.

Hey pecker breath! Get off the boss's dick.

by bulletproof tiger April 30, 2009

Pecker juice

Ointment from a mans penis. Secretion of seminal fluid.

Lamar: I shot her mouth full of my pecker juice Chip!

Chip: Homerun Lamar!!!

by Chippah1234 November 17, 2013

pecker wetter

Another name for a pristine vagina, pussy, axe wound.. yada yada

I'd like to get deep in that pecker wetter.

by niodin March 10, 2008

Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the Cheech & Chong audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony October 1, 2014