Peruvian Time

You invite a whole group of Peruvians to a party, telling them it is at 6 in the evening, and they will start showing up at 9.

Why are you late to my fiesta? Peruvian Time.

by stef*nix December 8, 2018

Dirty Peruvian

Hey dirty Peruvian is when a woman farts cocaine up your nose

The hooker had a pile of cocaine on her butthole and farted it up into my nose giving me a dirty Peruvian

by BigdaddD April 29, 2021

peruvian

A person born in Peru. People vary in looks dramatically. Many are indigenous people, others are mestizo mix of Spanish and Indigenous people and many mixed with Europeans as well as Chinese. This result is very exotic looking people. I'd say the main difference from all the other South american people is that I've noticed many are bright and quite intellectual...smart people. They are also passionate and love to laugh and push you to your limits as well. Some are so passionate that they appear stubborn. Many of the women can seduce you with with their rare blend of beauty as well as their wit. (Proceed with caution, as they can steal your heart) The food is the best in all of South America due to it fine seaport. The country is very densely populated compared to its neighbor and it is incredibly beautiful.In Arequipa the people are highly intelligent and since its location is rather isolated by the foot of a mountain and high latitude it hasn't been mixed with many other people. The Spanish Conquistadors ruled all of South America from there for almost 400 years so perhaps that explains why most of the extremely bright people come from there. Spain sent it's best physicians , lawyers and writers there for 400 years so that explains the difference.

Their unique combination of exotic beauty and brains is difficult, if not impossible to resist. Trust me on this! Proceed with caution, you won't know what hit you! Peruvians girls can break your heart, but you will never forget them, ever. It can be bittersweet. Considered yourself warned. I heard John Wayne married a Peruvian woman and he loved her so much( she was hot). Out of all of South America, Peru has the most world Universe beauty winners. Yes, more than Venezuela. I've also heard Peruvian men are very charming and bright as well from my American girl friends.

by WorldBanker70 January 22, 2012

Peruvian

Most lit people you'll ever meet . Peruvians are cool af and they sure know how to throw parties and dance to salsa, merengue, huayno, bachata, festejo,and so many more type of dances. They're known as the most loyal fans when it comes to national soccer games. If they win or loose , they will still be proud af to be Peruvian. If you've never met a Peruvian in yo life ... wateryoudoing !? Some Peruvian girls are hot like a Peruvian puff pepper but sadly some look like potatoes. Don't date a guy from El Callao because they're mas achorados que la ptm. If you loose a Peruvian friend in yo life please accept a huge L .

Mexicans: " how many world cups have y'all won?"
Peruvians: "how bitchy can someone be?!"
Mexicans: " that's what I thought"
Peruvians: " that 7-0 tho" *drops mic*
Mexicans: *cries in Spanish*

by Mas peruana que la csm February 6, 2017

peruvianpounder

The ancient Incan art of pounding 'dåt püssy' so hard hay blood explodes out the anus attracting every alpaca within 100 miles.

My Peruvianpounder last night was so great that there were alpacas standing outside my house in the morning.

by Dstriker12 November 12, 2013

Peruvian centipede

You start by gathering 4 partners, 3 males and 1 female. The female starts by getting on her knees. The first male inserts is penis in her mouth. The second male inserts his penis in the males ass that’s getting a blowjob. The 3rd and final male then inserts his penis in the male that’s fucking the second male. They all stoke in unison, as one big continuous centipede.

Jessica got on her knees and started the front end of the centipede. Cameron then joined by getting a blow job. Donny and bill then came behind and got the entire Peruvian centipede in motion

by Dr. rubaduba August 16, 2019

Peruvian

-multi ethnic country.
-People of asian descent-yes some of us look asian simple because asians were the first ancestors in Peru before the Inca Empire. and that is true. we cant deny it. so dont be surprise if you see asians speaking sanish.

-Also afro peruvians arab peruvians meztizo -native peruvian and asian peruvian are part of our multi ethnic society.
-the words "cholo" "chino" "oe negro.." are very common between us and we do not get offende it unless ur not one of ours friends !!
Peruvian gastronomy is one of the best in the world. (officially)
-inka kola is the official peruvian drink.
-Pisco sour is peruvian.
-Lima is also know as the city of kings.
-Perus macchu Pichu is one the 7 wonders of the world

-soccer is very important to most peruvian- well everyone loves soccer in Peru
-surfin skateboarding are also very common activities in lima

canela = woww this is such a beautifil place

ana = yea macchu picchu its a magic place !!!
canela = yea it is !! I LOVE PERU !=

canela = oh woww look at that ..peruvian ginea pigs

ana = awww they are adorable...sooo cute

by hoisi May 25, 2009