National Bite People Who Annoy You Day

National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons

"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"

National Bite People Who Annoy You Day by LostOnTheLine August 20, 2016

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National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

National tall people day by Chickenmann September 2, 2021

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national white people appreciation day

White people appreciation day is on the 12th of February. Take this day to appreciate the things white men and women have done for the world

Guy1
“Hey it’s white people appreciation day”
Guy2

“Make sure to tell everyone you know to thank white people for all that they have done!!”

“National White people appreciation day” Is made to thank all the white people for what they have done

national white people appreciation day by WhiteWangALang January 22, 2020