crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

by wayoter May 2, 2005

Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 23, 2021

penisize

1. (verb) To grab a male's crotch, usually in an attempt to grab the penis. Can be done for any reason but is usually done out of perversion or immaturity.

2. (verb) To act in a flaming gay manner.

1. Don't you ever penisize me again, that's just gross.

2. Quit penisizing, man, that's not cool.

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

penissive

A slightly more sophisticated term for someone being a dick.

He wasn't just being a jerk; it was far worse. He was being penissive!

by S. Logan February 27, 2017

penisizer

1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.

2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."

1. Dude, he just grabbed my crotch! What a penisizer!

2. Back off, ya penisizer!

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

Penisizer

1. One who is infatuated with the penis or multiple penises, sometimes simultaneously.

2. One who enjoys randomly grabbing people's penises; faggot

"You are a penisizer"

"Would you like to be penisized?"

by Franksta June 5, 2003