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Penis Cart

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A cart full of penises that a whore will digest.
by surgarnipps69 June 21, 2018
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Penis ice-carving

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The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.
"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."
by Ice-carver January 16, 2010
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Penis ice-carving

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The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.
"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."
by Ice-carver January 16, 2010
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Carnival Penis Effect

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Every time a Clown gets a hard-on while in a clown car packed full of other clowns. The Clown's boner then causes all the other clowns to receive erections. This causes the process of leaving the car to take a longer time, and sometimes scars some children as they see clowns with boners sticking out of their funny clown pants.
Slappy the Clown: "Hey Little Timmy wanna see a balloon animal"
Little Timmy: "Yes Please"
Morgan Freeman; "That is known as the Carnival Penis Effect"
by SlappyNuts February 22, 2014
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carnival penis

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"Wow. Come over more! You've got such a carnival penis!"
by The Mingler May 10, 2014
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carnival penis

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A penis when ridden makes you puke.
Dam I love ridding that carnival penis. But I get sick everytime.
by persons123 January 24, 2015
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carrot penis

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A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys
Look, Joey has a carrot penis!
by carrothunter January 10, 2016
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