Pence

An ignorant, homophobic, judgmental, self centered, corrupt Jesus freak who thinks he is more superior than We the people; because he's a bitch

"That preacher guy is such a Pence. "
That idiot is actin' like a Pence

by Leo Might March 22, 2018

pence

(v.) To constrict one's sphincter.

She tapped me on the shoulder and I reflexively penced.

OR

I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.

by JohnnySwitchblade June 06, 2017

pence

to pick up or meet up at a particular location and time to go somewhere else.

I'll pence you at 1800 to go to the movies

by J. Moreno April 10, 2008

Pence

P-utrid
E-dgy
N-eurotic
C-razy
E-gotist

Pence is the Vice-President for Trump.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog November 06, 2020

Pence

Facial expression of a man being anally penetrated by a large penis. Usually without lube.

Dude, you shoulda seen his Pence when I drove my 10 incher into his ass!

by Don Diego Vega March 28, 2015

Pence

Person who tries to show off how virtuous they are by pretending to leave an event because they're offended, and not because it was planned all along.

I can't believe you left the party like that, you're such a Pence.
You tried so hard to make a political point, but it's obvious you're just pulling a Pence.

by Karen Pence October 08, 2017

Pence

Wwhat happens to your penis when you take a girl back to your room after drinking all, night and can't get it up!!!! "Things were going great, until I had a pence."

"Things were going great, until I had a pence."

by Frodo069 June 04, 2018