pedroia

dustin pedroia is little rat-like bastard who currently plays for the boston red sox. he is the size of a normal man's leg, and looks goofy playing baseball because he has to use his entire body to throw or bat, resulting in visual hilarity.

pedroia also has a habit of performing thousands of annoying facial tics during his at-bats. obviously suffers from Little Man Syndrome.

Fan 1: Holy shit, the Red Sox have a new mascot... it's a little rat in uniform!

Fan 2: No, that's not a rat, it's one of those annoying little yapping dogs that run around your feet and try to act badass.

Fan 3: That little bitch is neither dog nor rat. It's actually Lil' Dustin Pedroia, and fellow-homosexual Josh "Gopher Cheeks Beckett" uses him to douche with.

by SatanIsARedSoxFan October 30, 2007

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Pedroline

The female version of Pedro, name may not be as good but is still just as awesome.

Matchmaker: would you like to go out with Pedro?

Loner: No way man Pedroline's the one for me!

by ChucklesMginty April 6, 2008

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pedroling

When people bombard a persons Facebook with 'likes'.

"Let's log on to facebook and do some pedroling"

by A-Ling January 1, 2013

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Pedroing

To abandon your friends after promising them you'll be somewhere

Also can be used if your friend leaves the lads earlier than expected in order to chin you all off for a 6/10.

*thinking that your mate will let you down by not turning up at the pub after turning all coms off to hang out with a six out of ten instead (in reality a five like Chinderella)

Andy: This stinks of a Pedroing
Godders: Agreed

*After being let down again by your mate:

Robbie: We've definitely been royally Pedro'd here.

by dave godfrey October 29, 2014

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