Pearled

Rolling a wood or blunt perfectly

“ Yo she pearled tf out of that wood!”

by Chrissynobrown November 15, 2018

Paralyzed Bro

The state when you are being incapacitated due to abusing your computer/TV i.e. too much gaming, surfing on the internet or getting stoned by the TV commercials.

Dudebro - Hey, wanna shoot/slice some evil creatures or actually do something outside?

Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.

(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)

by xHoodwinked August 23, 2010

Pearled

To get up at 6 to travel 3 hours to meet a girl who kisses you and then when you get home tells you she wants to be just mates

Oi leon Tom just got pearled!

by Am21 November 6, 2018

Pearled

A perfectly rolled blunt.

She pearled that blunt.

by Bloodfeather August 14, 2018

Paralyzed Pigeon

A pigeon that resembles a penis but is paralyzed from the testicles up

Man that guy last night had a Penis like a (Paralyzed Pigeon)

by Atomic Butthole August 2, 2011

Pearled Pussy

1. A pussy that has been creamed (jizzed on) 2. A pussy that has been stuffed with a pearl necklace

Jessica showed me her pearled pussy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Paralyzed

Beyond weak

I am too paralyzed. That nigga Katt Williams is HELLA funny!!!

by Diamond Shell December 12, 2018