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the pearl

The drop of semen at the end of your penis when a girl squeezes it up to the top after you ejaculate.
I thought she was finished, but she squeezed up the pearl to finish me off.
by Hoh valley June 5, 2011
mugGet the the pearlmug.

The Pearl

A cretinously discriptive book by John Steinbeck used to torture Middle School children who have to read it. The pain and confusion it causes is often compared to a vise grip on one's family jewels.
The teacher busted the students' balls by making them read the pearl.
by Pe6o August 31, 2008
mugGet the The Pearlmug.

Pearl

I slowly ran my tonuge across Shirly's pearl.
by Shinra September 11, 2003
mugGet the Pearlmug.

Pearl

A girl who will complete your life. She may get hurt really easy, but she hides her emotions behind a great smile. If you break that smile, I promise you will regret it because she is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. People often mistaken her as a a bitch base on her looks, but she is the total opposite of that. She can be loud and crazy but quiet and shy to the ones she feels uncomfortable with. She can be clumsy in the head but she's super smart academically.

If you're friends with a Pearl: Going out for dinner but forgot your wallet? Don't worry because she got you and she doesn't expect you to pay her back. Going through tough situations? She will go through it with you, even if she's in one herself. She's never selfish, even if she tries to be, she'll eventually feel guilty. She'll put happiness if your life before hers.
Dating a Pearl: KEEP HER. STAY WITH HER. TRUST ME. She does the most sweetest things for her boyfriend. She'll do anything to stay strong in a relationship. She can be sexy only for you and no one else. She is loyal and faithful. Every guy wants to be with her. So don't lose her, she's one of a kind.
There's only a few Pearls in the world. If you have a Pearl in your life, keep her. I guarantee she'll make you happy.
human 1: Hey have you met Pearl?
human 2: Yeah, she's my friend.
human 1: NO WAY, finding a friend like her must be hard
by isahialenardo March 15, 2015
mugGet the Pearlmug.

Pearled

That thing pearledmy guy, shit bussin
by Belshnickel March 25, 2018
mugGet the Pearledmug.

Pearling

A body modification like tattoos or piercing, where pearls or surgical stainless steel spheres are inserted under the skin of the penis.

The purpose is primarily to enhance the sexual pleasure of the man or his partner, though some people do it for the unusual look.

Allegedly originated by Japanese gangsters (Yakuza) serving time in prison. Where a sharpened chopstick was used to cut open the skin. It marked both the time spent in prison and the power of a mobster to obtain pearls while in prison.
Your girlfriend will love the Pearling, but avoid sex for a couple weeks or it will hurt like hell and can get infected.
by Gnosa June 27, 2017
mugGet the Pearlingmug.

Pearling

When a man or a woman is having a rough day and they have accumulated too much sand in their vagina. Once the stress becomes overwhelming, the accumulated sand transforms into a giant pearl that incidentally induces more crabbiness.
After getting stuck in traffic the whole day, I was pearling all night.
by vundava September 29, 2010
mugGet the Pearlingmug.

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