Peanut Butter

When one's ball sack sticks to his legs

"God damn, I have peanut butter again."

by edwarddompnoggin82 January 1, 2010

Peanut Butter

You rub it on your nuts and your dog licks it off.

Peanut butter licked off my sack by my pooch nigga

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

Peanut Butter

Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.

Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"

Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"

Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"

Me- Fuck you enemy P

by well la de da effin da February 4, 2010

peanut butter

Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter

After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter

by Jay Clarkson January 5, 2005

peanut butter

A creamy delectabe spread usually consumed after one drowns an innocent fish.

":( ..... i just DRONEDED my fish!"
"um... have some peanut butter"
"o .... yay!"

by Fish lover March 6, 2011

peanut butter

slang for "piss boner"

since the intials of "piss boner" are 'p' and 'b', and so are the intials of "peanut butter" it makes sense

this comes in handy if you gotta use it in code

Dude 1: "hey dude can you grab me a text book while your up there?"
Dude 2: "why don't you get it yourself?"
Dude 1: "cuz man, i've got peanut butter right now!"
Dude 2: "ohhhh hahahaha suckuh"

by t-cool September 8, 2007

peanut butter

as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice

A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

B: "I dunno? what?"

A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"

B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"

by holyshitaduck! March 12, 2013