Loch Ness Peaker

A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.

Yo dude, check out that shit. It's peakin out of the water like the Loch Ness monster.

by beeyatch December 17, 2004

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penis peaker mikey

when your taking a leak in pubs or clubs urinals in and around solihull and u realise the geeza next to is peaking at ur penis.

hey dudes think penis peaker mikey is on the prowl again i was just taking a piss and there he was peeking on me. he had his phone out this time taking a picture.

by ashtray257 October 10, 2006

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Peaker than peak fiction

Movie or a show that is peaker than peak fiction

person 1: Have you watched The batman?
person 2: Yes, its peaker than peak fiction

by multiverse.dc October 17, 2021

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Snell loves peaker more

I love you more than you love me.

I Love You More
Snell loves Peaker more.
Snell: I love you.

Peaker: No, I love you more.

Snell : nope. I love you more, look it up, it's on the internet. Like I said!

Peaker: how about that, you're right, it is on the Internet.

by Snell1234 March 16, 2021

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Peaker Slap

The art of slapping a woman or man with only the tip of your penis.

This may also be used as a game for friends when someone passes out. Bonus points for leaving a mark.

Dude i peaker slapped the shit out of that chick when she talked back to me.

Hey dude johnny passed out lets peaker slap him!

by johnny :'( June 09, 2011

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