Seriously, it's an easy class. Any real sport is much, much harder, so stop [bitching and get a [life.
Nerd: Ugh! I keep getting hit by a [softnerf [football I can't catch because I flinch every time due to my lack of experience/practice at sports and my low testosterone levels! OH NOEZES!!!
Football Player: Grow some [balls, kid.
[Nerd: Oh noezies don't kill me!
*Nerd runs off to write definitions of PE while jacking off to cartoons*