Palsy Walk 

Comes from the disease Cerebral Palsy: a condition that causes physical disablities in human development. A Palsy walk is the way they walk, usually stiff legged with one or both knees inverted inward. The term can also be used for a person who is trying to walk off an injury or whose foot is asleep.

I didn't realize my knee could fall asleep but it did and when I stood up, I had to Palsy walk to the kitchen.

Palsy Walk by palsythewalk April 22, 2009

Taco Bell's Palsy 

Eating too much taco bell after drinking all night, your face becomes paralyzed and lopsided.

What's wrong with Erica, why does she look so fucked up.

She ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those Jager shots. She has Taco Bell's Palsy.

Taco Bell's Palsy by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

computer-palsy

noun.
1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.

2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.

I can't believe Edgar couldn't fix that printer problem for that customer, sometimes I think he has the worst case of computer-palsy.

computer-palsy by Archyis April 16, 2007

cerebral palsy

The sexiest of the palsies

Zach Anner has Cerebral Palsy, the sexiest of the palsies

cerebral palsy by Spoonles June 26, 2010

Ball's Palsy 

Debilitating condition whereby the testicles become numb following physical trauma to the immediate area.

A common condition which causes one ball to sag lower than the other. Also known as "asymmetrical nut syndrome"

"I noticed in the gym locker room that one of your boys hangs down south."

"Yeah. I got the Ball's Palsy."

Ball's Palsy by Billy Nashawaty August 28, 2007

palsy 

A state entered after smoking too much marijuana when one looses his or her fine motor skills and may loose the ability to speak or correctly light a bowl. A common symptom of palsy is blowing into the bowl, an offense punishable by up to 5 skips. Derived from cerebral palsy, the condition that "the special kid" in your elementary school had. You know, the one in the wheel chair that drooled.

After 10 bowls of chron we were all to palsy to pack another one, so we just kinda sat there for an hour or so, occasionally going into extreme fits of tandem laughter.

palsy by Tweaked in B-Town December 18, 2005

pawley 

A funny guy from the countryside

"Its funny cause its Pawley!"

pawley by CottonEyeJoe February 4, 2008