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Patterson Mill Middle/High School

Commonly known as PMill or PMS, this high school is, with out a doubt, the most fucked up high school in the state of Maryland. This joke of a school is run by happy and cheery principal Wayne D. Thibeault who is questionably on crack. He thinks that the students are his children and the school is his home and no one would be surprised if he actually sleeps there at night. And I'm sure every student who attends there knows that creepy smile of his that make you think he's going to rape you when you're not looking. The rest of the Patterson staff is filled with child molesters, homosexuals, and a man who looks like Hitler. Patterson Mill is filled with alcoholics, pot heads, and white trash. But mostly white trash. The girls are all dirty sluts that love to send nudes, get wasted at parties, and suck the football team's dicks. The guys love to walk the halls, acting like they're black, screaming BURR like its no one's business. The football team thinks they're the shit with their cheap tattoos and their Gucci music blaring out of their mini vans. These students are great role models for the middle school youngsters right up stairs who will, in a few years, become druggies and whores just like the high school kids. This school is also pathetic in every sport, so don't be intimidated when you see that your school is playing the Huskies next week. So if you love drugs, partying, and sex, Patterson Mill is the place for you.
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by Nad Nerb February 13, 2010
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Known as "PMill" or "The Mill" Patterson Mill Middle/High School is filled with many.. eclectic people. Okay, to sum things up: Patterson Mill is 90% preps who take nudes for fun and often say "that's what she said" for no hell of a reason. Kids there often make fun of italians and jews. Half of the school is delinquents transferred from crappier parts of crappy Harford County because HC feels it will better them. Well have you seen the turn out? The Preps all come from nice neighborhoods because A. They didn't get accepted into private schools or B. It makes them feel bad ass to go to public school. They often do ecstasy cause it gives them a "fun feeling" and most of the preps play lacrosse. PMill is a sibling school to Bel Air, much seen as the younger sister. At first, when the school was built in 07 it was seen as a golden school, only because it was new and shiny. Although a large percent of our school will go to good colleges, it's only because their parents bought their education for them. It's like John Carroll, only public. Kids who go there often say they wanna go to John Carroll, reality... it's just the same. PMill Preps just drink all the time and are like mini frat kids. nuff said.
"PMILL FOREVER MAN! Aww dude where did my keg go?" kid too wasted to care at a Patterson Mill High School (The Mill) football game
by deudpieool December 22, 2009
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patterson elementary

A school that is better than all of the other HAS Elementary schools.
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Patterson california

a place with hella mexican beaner ass mexicans that think their all gangsters but in reality they can get beat up by an old man with both hands tied behind his back
ay fool ima dust this scrap cuz he said he wanted to throw down thats how it is out here in Patterson California
by Hessisthename April 9, 2011
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patterson,ca

the illest town in cali.
patterson's sick
by tommy August 15, 2003
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patterson lakes

where the cool kids live aka patto

also where they film kath and kim
'shes a bit of a snob, she must live in patterson lakes'
by babelovessex March 19, 2009
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patterson court

One of the 4 housing properties for participants on the Disney College Program in Florida.

Neighbors with Chatham Square.
Is also know as 'the retirement home' of Disney Housing.

Known for giving shelter to CP's during hurricanes.
Patterson Court is quiet and home to not only CP's but also, many, many cats.
"I live in Patterson Court, the bus does not stop there so I have to walk to Chatham Square."
by meowmeowbeanz May 21, 2018
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