The people in your life you will most love or most hate in the entire universe. Often a bit of both.
On the phone: "Ughh. I'm sorry I can't come my parents don't allow me to do anything."
Next day:" I love my parents you never know when you may need them."
Next day:" I love my parents you never know when you may need them."
by an idiot defines... April 28, 2019
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Jerry: sup homie
Tom: hey fucko
Bitc- i mean mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TOM?
Tom: its just an inside joke mom chill!
devi- dad: NO SWEARING IN THIS HOUSE! JERRY GO HOME I GOT TO BEAT HIM UP WITH THE BELT.
Jerry: The fuck?
Tom: eh dont worry about it happens all the time
Oh boy its child protective services time!
and thats the story on how the parents of tom went to fucking prison!
Tom: hey fucko
Bitc- i mean mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TOM?
Tom: its just an inside joke mom chill!
devi- dad: NO SWEARING IN THIS HOUSE! JERRY GO HOME I GOT TO BEAT HIM UP WITH THE BELT.
Jerry: The fuck?
Tom: eh dont worry about it happens all the time
Oh boy its child protective services time!
and thats the story on how the parents of tom went to fucking prison!
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1. They will make you do unnecessary work from school, such as next week's homework, or if you have none, they make you read your textbook.
2. If you are ever caught with a person of the opposite gender, they will beat you and assume you fucked them.
3. They will beat you for random reasons, and since they are asian, they know kung fu and will beat your ass.
4. Any grade below a 90 is considered failing, even if you have 89.4.
5. Once you're in High school, presents for your birthday and Christmas will stop coming. Or if the gifts do come, they will be in the form of programs or books on the SAT's or school subjects.
6. Your hair cannot be longer than 1 inch if your a male.
7. Playing video games is not allowed on weekdays, and only like 1-2 hours on weekends.
8. To buy something, it must be on sale.
9. Going out with friends is a no no.
10. Your food with always have rice in it.
11. You will be expected to become a doctor or something similar.
12. Talking against your parents will be punished.
13. You never get any money, and if you do get some, then it goes right into your "college" fund.
14. Anything over $10 will not be bought for you.
15. They will always have poor grammar. No matter how much they've been in the U.S.
16. They will reinforce math and science like crazy.
1. They will make you do unnecessary work from school, such as next week's homework, or if you have none, they make you read your textbook.
2. If you are ever caught with a person of the opposite gender, they will beat you and assume you fucked them.
3. They will beat you for random reasons, and since they are asian, they know kung fu and will beat your ass.
4. Any grade below a 90 is considered failing, even if you have 89.4.
5. Once you're in High school, presents for your birthday and Christmas will stop coming. Or if the gifts do come, they will be in the form of programs or books on the SAT's or school subjects.
6. Your hair cannot be longer than 1 inch if your a male.
7. Playing video games is not allowed on weekdays, and only like 1-2 hours on weekends.
8. To buy something, it must be on sale.
9. Going out with friends is a no no.
10. Your food with always have rice in it.
11. You will be expected to become a doctor or something similar.
12. Talking against your parents will be punished.
13. You never get any money, and if you do get some, then it goes right into your "college" fund.
14. Anything over $10 will not be bought for you.
15. They will always have poor grammar. No matter how much they've been in the U.S.
16. They will reinforce math and science like crazy.
Asian parents: You get B+...be prepare to die...
Me: Oh god....
On christmas morning
*opens presents*
Damn it...another math book.
Parent: Why your hair so long? And was that girl with you???
Me: I like my hair like this. And yes, that was a girl.
Parent: HEY! You talk back and you with girl, you gonna get hurt....
Me: Oh god....
On christmas morning
*opens presents*
Damn it...another math book.
Parent: Why your hair so long? And was that girl with you???
Me: I like my hair like this. And yes, that was a girl.
Parent: HEY! You talk back and you with girl, you gonna get hurt....
by Jealousofwhitepeople December 13, 2010
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