Gift Parasite

A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.

I'm totally broke so I had to be a gift parasite and sign on that present you're giving Grandma.

by Bird Turggler November 23, 2009

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

by sweetswede August 17, 2010

Pagosa Rock

Pagosa Rock is a genre of acoustic based music that can be heard at summer-time music festivals around the state of Colorado. This style of music has a mostly caucasian fan base, with its listeners ranging in age from 20 to 60. The lyrical content mostly contains references to mountains, rivers and relationships. While musicians who make Pagosa Rock are quite talented and adept at playing their instruments, the songwriting lacks edginess and originality, with the music often serving as background sounds while people mill about their camp-sites and the concert grounds.

Nickel Creek, Eddie From Ohio, Donna the Buffalo, The Black Lillies, Elephant Revival. "This festival is completely putting me to sleep, Pagosa Rock just isn't that great."

by Acoustic Eddie September 25, 2012

Paras

The sweetest guy imaginable. Can be very charming and funny. The type of guy who will cook dinner for you, send you text messages while you are sleeping, and tell you you look beautiful even if you don't. The definition of tall, dark, and handsome. Has a lot of swag and can be intimidating at times. Unforgettable. I hope you meet a Paras one day.

Girl #1: Who's that hot guy in that black leather jacket?
Girl #2: It's Paras!

by retrogradee September 27, 2021

parasitic lifestyle

An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.

he lives a parasitic lifestyle and is totaly dependant on his Babys momma

by pub10der November 5, 2013

ParashockX

A youtuber that does If I videos.

Me: Lets Watch ParashockX.

by April 29 2020 April 29, 2020

parasocial andy

A fan of an online personality, usually a twitch streamer, who tends to send expensive gifts or large donations to the streamer as a result of an irregular parasocial relationship with the streamer

I can’t believe that guy sent Hasanabi a Gucci wallet in the mail. What a parasocial andy, dude.

by reactlord July 23, 2021