paris hilton

(1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus
(2) hips unable to bear children
(3) jaundice
(4) anorexia
(5) a person who is only attractive to another person (sexually or no) for their ability to dress like a skank and their daddy's money (pimp or biological)
(6) no intellectual ability whatsoever
(7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member
(8) someone who features prominently on internet porn
(9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable
(10) what is affectionately known of as a pub skank, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors...
(11) fucking annoying

She had a pair of paris hiltons, her first baby had a squashed head, her second had a bad case of paris hilton, and her third developed paris hilton syndrome in her teens. luckily she was a paris hilton, but some found her very fucking paris hilton

by tiny dancer July 04, 2004

paris hilton

some bitch that no one cares about. (notice her name is not capital.)

"O my God, I just shat my pants."
"Who cares? That's such a paris hilton."

by Frippy November 05, 2006

paris hilton

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

BLONDE UGLY SKANK!
YOUR PARFUME SMELLS LIKE ASSHOLEE!
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DONKEY!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT YOU IN A THONG!
EW EW EW EWWW
YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOUR FUCKING TIRED!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAH

EWWWWY!

PARIS HILTON SHOULD GO FLUSH YOURSELF DOWN THE TOILET POOFACE!

by none.of.your.BEESWAX August 08, 2009

paris hilton

3 words....... HollyWood Whore

paris hilton sucks so much!

by kenneth123 January 03, 2007

paris hilton

'Economist: What goes up must come down.
as to
Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone

That one really cracked me up

by cmf October 03, 2004

paris hilton

skinny, richer than fuck, fake-baked, bleach haired, easy, lying, bitch. rocks, diapers, and even doorknobs are smarter that this "famous" whore. also calls everything (and i mean everything) "hot";

can be used as a verb to describe her paris hilton-ites, or anything paris would do/say/buy/etc.

teen chick 1: OMG, jenny look at her hair! she's so paris hilton.
teen chick 2: yeah but it's hot.

by love-bruises March 07, 2007

paris hilton

a slutty whore who made a sex tape!! what is that girls problem!!!

sick guy 1- omfg look at that girls tits!!!! they look like paris hilton's!!!!!!!!!

sick guy 2- i know right!!! did u see her sex tape?

sick guy 1-duhhhh!!

by cowluverr123 February 01, 2011