parental curse

A non-standard curse invoked by parents on their children. Said curse cannot be lifted-- only passed on to the next generation. It goes:

"I hope your children grow up to be JUST LIKE YOU!"

Statistically, this curse has shown itself to be effective.

Examples of the parental curse in action can be found in most any parent that became exasperated with the behavior of their kids, especially when they realize they were that way when they were younger.

by TanukiBlue June 10, 2011

Parental Unit

Refering to one's parents

I have to check in with the Parental Unit.

by Jenny November 14, 2004

Parental Advisory

A logo added cover artwork that warns kids not to listen to this music with their parents.

Dude, don't play that! It has a parental advisory logo on it and your parents are in the next room.

by AnnDee4444 February 4, 2010

Parental Advisory

A censorship sticker, very much like the Seal of Approval that comic books were made to have well into the 70's. It warns parents of possible material that may be considered obcene without any specific details about what is objectionable.
Perpetrated by a censorship lobby consisting of upper middle class conservative white women, such as Tipper Gor, who felt it necessary to police the music industry for messages that were politically or socially inconsistent with their own. This label dampens sales which in turn hampers musical, lyrical, or artistically creativite material.
At its inception the parental advisory sticker targeted mainly such musicians as Frank Zappa but today the target is hip-hop and rappers along with video game creators

My mom didnt let me but the CD because it had a parental advisory sticker, which she said had it like that because it talked about raping women. But later when I listed to it it just was criticizing American and the LAPD.

by Madamasselle December 17, 2003

Parental Fail

When your parents either are unreasonably strict and controlling or are drug dealers. And not the fun kind of drug dealers, either.

"Oh my gosh, my parents are making me drop my AP class and Jazz Band! They're such parental fails!"

by Vanessa(: August 30, 2009

parental tax

The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).

Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!

Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.

Child: What? Why?

Dad: Parental tax.

by Riconator October 30, 2010

Parental cockblock

For younger people in a relationship, young meaning 18-23. When either your parent(s) or your partner's parent(s) successfully cockblock your chances of getting laid. A wingman is unable to prevent the cockblocking because of the intimate time alone with you and your partner. Phone calls, texts, or interruptions are the most common nuances of a parental cockblock.

For people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental cockblock? Wow, your life sucks!

Boy Baby i want youstarts kissing
Girl I want you toohot and heavy kissing
Girl's phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad
Girl: Baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute
Boy: Ok, i'll leave in 5 minutes
Girl's phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again.
Girl: My dad wants you out now baby, i'm sorry
Boy: Damn parental cockblock
Shouts upstairs
That's a bitch move homie, bitch move!

by djhiphopisdead June 19, 2010