parakeeting

parakeeting-/par-a-keet-ing/ v. a rare talent of spontaneously and sporadically falling asleep for only a few seconds at a time while sitting up, may have some relation to narcolepsy.

"Man, I was so tired last night, I kept parakeeting while trying to catch up on Downton Abbey."

by M. Mamoon November 06, 2014

parakeeting

the act of being cute and jumping around in a cage with face paint on your cheeks.

"What is that stripper doing? Is that a new type of dance or fetish?"
"Parakeeting, duh."

by YamadaDesigns January 03, 2012

parakeets

Two keets. Ayam jus keeedeeng!

Aye haba parakeets, dat iz two keets. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! IZ FUNNY!

by davemunger.blogspot.com August 23, 2003

Parakeet

Someone who has a problem of Acne and has a ugly mohawk .

My friends Christian , Edie , and Christopher is a parakeet. They all have acne problems and they have penis mohawks . A.K.A pidgeotto

by asianboy209 January 10, 2010

pump a parakeet

This is a comical way to say someone would have sex with anything.

That Ben Dover is the type of dude who would pump a parakeet!

by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017

Purple Parakeet

nickname for the legal drug K2, herbal smoking blend made of herbs and spices sprayed with synthetic cannabinoids.

That Purple Parakeet makes me feel like I been climbing mountains all day!

by Hard Bark June 17, 2010

piecing the parakeet

to shove a well sized parakeet up your anal hole while eating reeses pieces. this is mostly used during raving time.

i was piecing the parakeet with John last night.

by Kacissa July 17, 2008