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Paragraphobia

If, in heated debates, one person writes so much in response to you, you feel like you don't want to argue with them.

Those responses are "Paragraphs" so after a while you don't want to go into a debate with that person again because you fear their paragraphs......

Quite simply: The fear of Paragraphs
"Lets not go there. Ive developed paragraphobia because of you!"
by Nitro8043 March 15, 2012
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PEARLC Paragraph

The best way to structure a GCSE English Language + Literature essay

P-oint
E-vidence
A-nalysis
R-eader Response
L-ink to Question
C-onnect to Context
Teacher: Okay, we are looking at Macbeth, How does Lady Macbeth portray ambition in this scene? Write a PEARLC Paragraph to conclude this

Students: Yes Miss/Sir
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The word means the word

The word began in 1988 when people wanted a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 1992, the word was accepted as "This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word". By 1993, the word was one of the most widely used words referring to a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 2001, the word was used 2 times by world leaders and in 2009 the word was lost.

But...

In 2023 the word resurfaced and is now a genuine word.
Eg. This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word
by Dymphywthym May 8, 2023
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Paragraphing

When someone goes full on keyboard warrior and ends up with multiple paragraphs of text that no one else really wants to read, everyone has a friend who does this.
Don't you fucking dare start droning ON AND ON AND ON about nothing that literally nobody cares about then when you get told to shutup we don't care you start paragraphing.
by Spherix November 19, 2018
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Paragraph

a distinct section of a piece of writing, usually dealing with a single theme and indicated by a new line, indentation, or numbering.
Hello want to see my paragraph?
by Α January 24, 2022
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pavagraph

A long paragraph written to a girl by a guy when he has blue balls over her and usually sent via IM or SMS.
Guy's pavagraph to girl: I miss you so much, in the 2 weeks we dated I felt better than I ever have before. I'm nothing without you. You're my everything, my all. If I buy you jewelry will you take me back? :* :* :* :'(
by Lianyay West December 25, 2013
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Paragraph texter

Someone who types long responses to a text
"Wow, Hannah just sent me a really long responce. She's a paragraph texter"
by Bookbanana February 4, 2016
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