Panda Face

Asian-American female who is somewhat overweight, usually due to having grown up eating the fatty American diet.

You: "Did you see that hot Asian chick back there?"

Me: "Yeah, she was alright but kind of a Panda Face."

by superwordsmith March 8, 2010

pandacelery

to ''drop it like it's hott," to "macc," or to eat

So I was like, "pandacelery, B'yatch."

by Jerimiah McDonnel May 14, 2006

panface

The rude and obtrusive way a human face does appear to have been smashed with a heavy iron fry pan with over 400KN of force

"Did you hear Pete Batch put one through panface over the weekend"

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Pastaface

Quite the opposite of "Butterface". When a woman's face is so attractive, that you fail to see past it (Past her face = Pastaface)

Guy 1: Man, that Keira Knightley is a real beauty.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she doesn't have any ass or boob.
Guy 1: What, really?
Guy 2: Yeah. You didn't notice, cuz you couldn't see pastaface.

by Wild_Monkey December 12, 2010

pantsface

a person who is so ugly that you wish you could rip off their pants and shove them on top of their head.

This biddy Julia was real into me last night but she was a pantsface so I passed her off to one of my fat friends.

by Bill da Sprinks March 31, 2009

Big Mash Panda Face

Too describe an overly large, strangely round, and unusually pudgy face.

Thomas: Would you like to go for a drink with my friend, Deborah?
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.

by kamaal_yideen October 16, 2011

Pantsface

The act of spending an excessive amount of time on a task that has no beneficial outcome but commands complete attention. This is an entirely subjective state of mind which cannot be shared or understood by those who have not experienced this condition.

Tim: So, what did you get up to over the weekend Ted?

Ted: Well, I bought a jar of pot rivets and spent 37 hours sorting them into sizes.

Tim: That was proper pantsface Ted.

Ted: Fair!

by Dyschronic November 18, 2011