Padstar

A family surname from a certain bizarre anime. The women in the Padstar family are known to have stars on their chest and it glows when they attack. They like cats.

DIO: IT'S USELESS PAAAAAADSTARRRRR!
DANIA PADSTAR: ORAORAORAORAORAORA
TUBS: meow

by hipposrcool March 6, 2023

Pastard

{pɑːstɜː(ɹ)d}; Noun. (past + bastard)

1. A retroactive insult for a person who was a bastard in history.

2. An insult towards time-travellers who currently reside in the past.

"Wait, so that T-800 we sent to destroy humanity was turned to the human side, sent back in time and saved Jon Connor from our newest time-traveling robot assassin? What a pastard."

by EthZee March 8, 2010

Pastard

An overly preachy asshole

"I'm better than you!"
"Man that guy is a pastard"

by Half-Blood Prick April 25, 2015

pastarama

when all the restaurants in town serve only pasta

dude this pastarama is driving me nuts!

by dougnutholes September 13, 2010

pastarmi cave

Euphemism for a large, well used vagina.

Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.

Wallace: Or you have a small cock.

by Pastrami Salami May 12, 2011

Pastaruery

The study (theory) of pasta and its history

I am a pastaruyan who works with pastaruery

by Thewoodspoon May 12, 2018

Pastaruery

The study (theory) of pasta and its history

I am a pastarueryan and study the theory of pastruery

by Thewoodspoon May 12, 2018