Painus

Abbreviation for "Pain in the Anus"; derived from "Pain in the Ass".

X: goddam Uni is a painus

X: fukin hell your a painus, shut up already

by ChaosDogg June 3, 2005

Painess

A pain in the penis.

I have some painess in my pants.

by Mr.Random May 16, 2010

panussery

Dressing up your pannus in stretchy leopard print with the intent of making it more appealing and pretending it was the result of having 4 kids.

Hey, there she is on social media again, bouncing around in all her panussery.

by Urslm December 5, 2020

painus

The discomfort that occurs during the process of eating the anus of a pig.

"I took the first bite and was immediately hit with the most painus I'd ever experienced."

by Zachwashere March 24, 2022

Painus

When a person is being a complete pain in the anus

Eve: blah blah blah
Kitty: My god you're being a total pain in my anus.
Eve: Blah Blah Blah
Kitty: You're such a painus!

by NumberOneKitty January 23, 2008

Painus

An intense pain in and around your anus

Kelly went for a massive bike ride around the lake. When she returned , she hopped of her bike and felt a horrible pain in her and around her anus.

Kelly: "It must have be from the seat"
Scottie: "Sure it was"
Scottie: "That's what we like to call, Painus"

by Mr Rollie June 10, 2008

Painus

A large split in the anus.

Floyd - "Wow I didnt realise you were so big...and rough"

Dad - "sorry about the painus son."

by Sam & Lee May 19, 2008