Painting the Shaft

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.

I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.

Painting the Shaft by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025

speed painting 

Speed painting is a technique used by digital artists when wanting to make a painting in under 4 hours. The painting, often looking blocky, actually comes out quite detailed despite this. Speed painting is normally landscapes and concept art.

"Practicing speed painting, done in around an hour, wacom tablet and photoshop."

speed painting by Tehilah December 12, 2006

shit painting 

Smearing human feces on the walls, toilet, etc. in either an effort to seriously offend the next occupant or as a result of a mental illness

When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.

shit painting by The Square Gang April 13, 2008

sponge painting 

When a girl is on her period and gets the blood on her overgrown bush and then uses the blood to "sponge paint" on her partner.

Guy 1: Bro, why does it look like Helen Keller tried to paint a Bob Ross mural on your back?
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.

sponge painting by YallBeenEatinChips March 22, 2010

Silk Painting 

A technique of painting using silk and silk paints. The silk is stretched on a wooden frame and lining paint is used to stop paint spreading and to give a professional finish. Silk paints don't have to be used you can use a variety of paints including water colours and water based inks.

This technique originated in South East Asia.

Wow, what's that?

It's a silk painting.

That's really cool.

Silk Painting by raindropinthedesert May 6, 2009

they stole picassos painting

Formed in the small suburbs of chicago, this quartet spits out sounds of blood brothers, to the ambient lines of detachment kit, and a pinch of fear before the march of flames for some good times...

They are in the midths of writting and recording there debut EP/LP titled, Nothing Sounds as Good as This Tastes. Keep your eyes peeled around the end of January.

they stole picassos painting are fucking awesome?!

they stole picassos painting by tits February 10, 2005

Dutch Spray-painting 

When you have diarrhea, getting your partner to pull out during vigorous anal sex, while you simultaneously push like you need to take a massive shit, upon him/her pulling out you follow through and shit all over the wall and your partner.

Jenny was pegging me last night, even though I had diarrhea. I felt her starting to pull out, so I pushed as hard as I could and ended up doing some Dutch Spray-painting.

Dutch Spray-painting by A.D.N. July 12, 2022