Period Pains

1. The pain that a woman encounters when she is menstruating.

2. Nature's way of reminding us how lucky we are to not be pregnant.

Jane: "I've got really bad Period Pains "

Mary: "Oh man, that sucks"

Jane: "It's not all bad, I thought I was pregnant."

*Both women share a high five*

by Bexstar82 November 13, 2011

bro-ing pains

When you engage in activities reserved for bros and you feel the bro power surging through your body.

Deegan-hey dan, did you bang that chick last night?

Dan- yeah bro, i gave her a bro-slam for the ages but now im having some major bro-ing pains

by rawwwww January 1, 2008

Chest pains

When you feel a sharp ass pain in your chest and you are sure you are going to die

Person 1: hey dude how’s it going

Person 2: dude I drank 16 energy drinks this morning

Person 1: bro wtf
Person 2: my chest hurts oh shit I’m gonna die oh shit

Person 1: ohhh you gettin Chest pains?
Person 2: bvtvfwbygwbgbqyqbgyqbqb

by Mondoowadaoooo January 24, 2022

sympathy pains

When someone you love is in pain and you are in pain because you love them so much. In other words, When the person you love..(your sould mate)..Is in pain..and you are in the same type of pain because you have sympathy for them.

My boyfriend and I are sick and having the same symptoms as each other..I think I am having sympathy pains for him.

by Kitty December 26, 2003

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.

"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

cool pains

The pains you get when doing something particularly cool, or when you're in a heightened state of coolness. The pain usually manifests itself as a stomach cramp

homey 1: What's happenin' G unit, why y'all doubled over and rolling round on the floor and shit?

homey 2: I just tried my new robot dance without warming up, I gots me a dose of the cool pains bra

by dave is a queef May 17, 2010

Growing Pains

An old tv show with
Kirk Cameron
Tracy Gold
Jeremy miller
And Guest apperances by leonardo Decaprio

Did you see growing pains last night! It was awsome!

by Bertha-Wendy February 19, 2007