PAF

Pro Ass Fucker

Hey Jessica, will you come over and be big spoon, because you are the best PAF ever!!!

by MacDaddy14 September 29, 2011

paffed

someone who has done a strong bottom cough.

That dirty quim has just paffed.

by sarah JB February 25, 2008

PAF

PAF stands for pretentious art fuck. These are the people that think, because they make good art, they are owed some sort of entitlement by the general public.

That bastard Hitler used to be a real PAF in his hayday until he was rejected by that Vienna art school.

by DaleJones February 4, 2010

PAF

Punk As F*ck, otherwise known as PAF. Generally used to describe someone who tries too hard to be "hardcore" or "punk". PAF kids generally aquire their clothing at places like Hot Topic. Their apparel generally includes: band t-shirts, skate shoes, dickies pants, basketball caps, spiked wristbands and belts, etc. A PAF person is basically just a poser.

Guy 1: "Dude that guy is so PAF."
Guy 2: "Oh God mr. Hot Topic is coming over."
PAF kid: "Hey guys whats up?"
Guy 1: "I like your shirt, I love Alexisonfire. Did you see them when they came through town?"
PAF kid: "Uh.... yeah. It was bitchin!"
Guy 2: "You totally bought that shirt at Hot Topic didn't you?"
PAF kid: "NO... well, yeah I did."
Guy 1: "Tard"

by BlackSunRising September 30, 2007

PAF

Acronym for "Patent Applied For" - Humbucker type guitar pickups developed by Gibson in 1955

Cabbage's guitar had PAF pickups fitted so he could crank out that vintage tone. Hot damn that dude can play!

by word_art September 15, 2005

PAF

Princely, as referring to the multitalented pop star Prince, as fuck.

That seinwave2000 song is PAF. Like PAF AS FUCK.

by donvapor September 18, 2016

PAF

PAF- Posh As Fuck.

Archibald- "My favourite foods are avocado and quinoa."

Guy- "Mate, they are so PAF!"

by sopaf October 21, 2014