Paducah

A town in western Kentucky with a population of 26,000+ at the 2000 census. Paducah spans from exit 16 to exit 3 on Interstate 24. The notable sections of the town are as follows:
Exit 4: A vast collection of redundant service-based establishments. Fast food and retail chains stretch for as far as the eye can see.
Exit 3: Possibly the only redeeming establishment in the entire place, Waffle Hut.
Downtown: A somewhat renovated array of historic buildings frequented by Paducah’s most annoying cross-section of residents. Here you’ll find a good number of delusional men and women who are under the impression that they’re affluent and have good taste. Downtown is mostly known for its propagation of an “artsy” image onto the naïve minds of would-be tourists who honestly believe they’ll find Paris’s Latin quarter in western KY. High priced restaurants abound and generally pull in a decent profit margin thanks to restless suburbanites who enjoy feeling refined. Downtown also houses a newly renovated district called lowertown. Once a trashy area known for its crime rate, the versed and cultured Paducans have now traded their modern weapons for modern art. Sologans include, “Paducah: Art, Rhythm, and Rivers” and “Lowertown: Still All of the Pain in the Ass, Now With Added Pretense.” In Paducah’s defense, the town does have a symphony orchestra, and the downtown district recently constructed new performing arts center. Unfortunately, these establishments are somewhat offset by the fact that Paducah’s highest educational institution is a community college.
Lone Oak Rd. (Exit 7): The exact same establishments as Exit 4, but with a road that combines the best aspects of failed city planning and Kentucky drivers. Chances of leaving this area of town without seeing a three-car pileup are roughly 25%.
The South Side: Currently holds the world record for density of used car dealerships per square mile.
Exit 11 and 16: These exit ramps were basically constructed just for the hell of it. Nothing is actually there.

"Hey, did you see the latest art exhibit in Paducah?"
"No..."
"Oh. Me neither."

"I hear they're building ANOTHER church on Hwy. 60."

"Hey y'all! Hop on in the truck! We're gonna go see Larry the Cable guy at the performing arts center! Yeee-haw git-r-done!"

by Userexec December 24, 2008

Padua Girl

a girl who goes to padua

Where does she go to school?
Padua

by padua girl January 23, 2005

padadas

Massachusetts form of the word "potatos"
announciation(pa-day-daz)

Hey Jimmy, do we have any padadas?

by Rich C July 2, 2006

Padua Girl

Padua girls, unlike Ursuline, actually like to hold SOME amount of repect for themselves and not parade about like some rabid streetwalker. Girls from padua get guys not by latching their mouths to zipper confined organs, but by actually having the brains to hold a conversation. Girls who may be called sluts, but the things they are doing are just misinterpreted; such as getting hammered for the local sallies dance or party, and then getting groped by a few males(maybe even a few women). Padua girls are also known for keeping good grades and taking part in school activities; while on the weekends getting plastered, plowed, stoned, and over all wasted, but still coming back to school to maintain the good grades and putting up one hell of a front so their parents don't have one clue.

Sallies Dance
Sallies guy 1: Why the hell is that girl going down on him right in the middle of the dance floor?! Isn't she a padua girl?
Sallies guy 2: No.Ursuline. But the girl who took her shirt off and is waving it in the air sure as hell is a padua girl!

by weasley March 18, 2005

paducah pancakes

a sexuscatalogical act accomplished by dropping multiple solid feces fragments upon a recipients chest, stomach and/or face and then repeatedly mashing them flat with your buttocks creating the illusion of stacked pancakes. This can be either a sexual or dominating act performed by consenting or non-consenting participants for the outcome of sexual gratification or emotional and/or physical humiliation. Ejaculatory response or orgasmic climax is not necessarily the intended outcome.

Leonard was growing weary of her constant domineering nature and manipulative tactics. So, in a final act of defiance, and while she lay unconscious from too much alcohol, he left her naked and handcuffed with a stack of Paducah pancakes planted firmly between her breasts and her auburn hair glistening with his fresh, warn urine.

by Rokitman January 22, 2009

Padua and Ursuline girls

Ways these girls are similar:

1. Trash talk each other online, or behind backs instead of face to face
2. Sit and argue with each other about who is the bigger slut and who gets more action.
3. Call each other fat or Annorexic (they can't make up their minds)
4. Won't shut the hell up ... EVER!
5. Obviously have way too much time on their hands.
6. are all around fake.
7. There are no boys at either school.
8. Both are smack in the middle of wilmington Delaware.
9. Both contain some wealthy members of the community, sluts, nerds, etc. (basically a variation of lifestyles/personalities

Now with the clarification that all the trash we say about each other ocurs at both schools, and is what we actually share in common, can we please get a grip and stop this nonsense?! There has to be something better to do with your time!...

by Me xo January 31, 2005

Paduraru

A name given to one of the most intelligent species out there, which are very competitive and smart, but also a kind and sensitive type. They are great at hiding their emotions. Paduraru people have an affinty for food, they can smell it from anywhere. They also love winning arguments.

Wow, we've been arguing for an hour, and you're still keeping ypur opinion. You're such a Paduraru.

by hayley2016 November 7, 2018