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Paddy Wagon 

The term Paddy Wagon actually goes back to the early 1700s in southern states when big tough unskilled Irish immigrants were hired to pursue runaway slaves or transport slaves to new owners or otherwise control defiant slaves. These men were called "Paddy Rollers". These Paddy Rollers were given horse drawn wagons to use to transport the slaves hence "Paddy Wagons".
The slaves were thrown into the Paddy Wagon by the Irish Paddy Rollers.
Paddy Wagon by Jerry8141 September 29, 2019
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Paddy Wagon 

A term used for an absolutely juicy, robust, monstrosity of an ass
“Damn, did you see the Paddy Wagon on Paul?”
Paddy Wagon by Penis Lizard July 25, 2020

Paddy Wagon Bitch

A big, annoying , Ugly ass Fat girl that's a hater.
Redd is such a paddy wagon bitch!

Paddy Wagon Points 

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.
Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

paddywagon

A police wagon used for hauling criminals. Often due to the stereotype of Irish (Paddys= Pattys= Patricks) being arrested for public intoxication. Also due to the high number of Irish men employed as police officers during the late 19th and early 20th centuries
paddywagon by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Alabama Paddywagon 

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.
I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!

paddywagon

a police vehicle in which criminals are taken away in(from paddy, police officer, which comes from the fact that many police officers are of Irish decent)
The thief cursed the rich old man as the paddywagon took him away.
paddywagon by Light Joker October 17, 2004