Paddle

Synononym for game controller originating in New England.

Can you pass me the paddle?

OR
Can you pass me the controller

by Montanaaa April 6, 2015

Paddling

form of friendly wheeling where what you say is supposed to be nice and cute, but no wheeling/ attempting to pick up is intended.
It can said as "paddles" depending on the context.

bob- you're so cute nicole!
steve- you wheeling that?
bob- no, just paddling.

joe- you're soo beautiful.
sam- are you trying to pick me up, or is that just your paddles?

by Tgregsz January 26, 2010

Paddle

A code word used by parents said to their children, really meaning that they are going to a couple's anal sex orgy for a few hours.

Mom: Me and Daddy are going to paddle tonight, well be back at 11!

Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win!

by Mystic Hugin February 4, 2013

Paddling

When you go song for song of classic rock/old tunes, after a long night of techno

I’m over these repetitive beats, shall we start paddling

Let’s get serious and go for a paddle (begin paddling)

by HurricaneSpud November 10, 2019

Paddle

Accidental Twat, with a bad hair cut, dress sense, sense of humour and a desire to be someone hes not. Suspected gay and all round condecending wanker.

Shut the fuck up you are being such a paddle.

You are turning into Padddle

by V.N.A.M May 17, 2006

paddle hawk

when gaming, to watch your opponent choose their play, and then choose your play accordingly.

Man, the only reason you beat me in Madden is because you paddle hawked all game.

by truche June 21, 2011

Use the Paddles

A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.

Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.

Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"

Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."

by AdmiralofShe October 16, 2016