outfielder

Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.

That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.

by bill1970 November 12, 2009

outted

Being found out, usually when involving homosexuality.

The lesbian was outted.

by JT September 25, 2003

Freakie Outie

To dance around the room to a beloved song, by oneself. A private rock-out session. Ipod advertisements featuring silhouetted dancers attempt to convey the sense of freakie outie.

I had a freakie outie to "Groove Is In the Heart" once.

by ShadowKat June 23, 2008

Ottie

A sweet and intelligent soul. Warm, fuzzy, and wise beyond his years.

Thanks for your presence, little Buddha, Ottie.

by Boof's Girl February 12, 2014

outie

bellybutton that pokes out like a knob... (yuckie!)

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Outfielding

The act in which a person gropes the butt of another. Generally while making out or at least as a sign of attraction.

It's not exactly a base, but still part of the game.

"Did you hear about Ben?"
"Yeah! He was outfielding Jessica!"

"How far did you get?"
"All the bases. And even got to the outfield."

"He outfielded Lilly all night. Everyone saw."

by Chloecameupwiththis August 30, 2009

Outie 5-hundy

to peace out, bail, leave, go home

I'm outie 5-hundy, peace.

by LKizzle123 April 16, 2009