by Hard drill uk December 8, 2018
Get the Ostrichmug. The socially awkward and inappropriate act of staring at your roomates from under your blanket for an extended period of time in order to passive aggressively be a bitch.
The socially awkward girl did the "ostrich" in order to let her roomates know she wanted the light off instead of being an actual human being and asking them.
by Slap-a-Bitch March 20, 2009
Get the The "Ostrich" mug. A female who has extra thick full bush(pubic hair) as well as long lips (labia) that hang down past the bush.
“I don’t know why Katrina is talking about Heidi’s Pussy lips when Katrina has a full blown “Ostrich”.
by PistolAnnie April 12, 2020
Get the Ostrichmug. Dude, I've had a rough day I think I'm just gonna ostrich for awhile.
Oh man, how embarrassing! I just need to ostrich until she forgets about that!
Oh man, how embarrassing! I just need to ostrich until she forgets about that!
by smrtcookie February 14, 2012
Get the Ostrichmug. The ornithophobes wouldn't play with Billy after he was ostrichized because they couldn't bear to look him in the beak.
"If you don't get on board with this project plan, I'll have you ostrichized and you can spend your days hatching eggs!"
"If you don't get on board with this project plan, I'll have you ostrichized and you can spend your days hatching eggs!"
by McFLY42 April 9, 2009
Get the Ostrichizedmug. Michael: Did you and sally fuck last night?
James: Yeah, don't tell john though.
Michael: I won't
James: Thanks, that sex was great, but our bed did a ostrich.
James: Yeah, don't tell john though.
Michael: I won't
James: Thanks, that sex was great, but our bed did a ostrich.
by Benis lover February 9, 2022
Get the Ostrichmug. n. pl. ostrich or os·trich·es
1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.
1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.
"Danielle's sub-par fallatio skills made her a prime target for the ostrich"
"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."
"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."
by :-D April 10, 2003
Get the Ostrichmug.