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Hand oscillating

The process of spinning hands in the air to symbolize your sexual desires. The double hand spins represent jerking off and the double hands emphasizes the gay practice of such. This can all be put together when a girl does it to show that she wants to be done by multiple men at once. Typically in the mouth. She has an unquenchable thirst for semen.
Hey stop hand oscillating in Saga! That’s innapropriate!
by lliiilllging December 6, 2017
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osculation

The act of recieving blowjobs from Christian music festival attenders dressed as spiderman...
I was osculating like no other, yo, g-unit.
by Nik April 25, 2004
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joscillation

The rhythmic movement of the brain after helmet to helmet contact in American football.
Many NFL players end up dying young due to years of joscillation.
by scannerbabe January 8, 2012
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Oscillating Clitoris Disorder

Otherwise known as OCD. A medical disorder prevalent in females and luckier transsexuals, whereby the clitoris oscillates (moves across one-dimension) of its own accord. Two variations of the disorder exist, horizontal and vertical OCD though the vertical OCD is much rarer and generally (i.e. 78.3% of cases) affects russian teenagers (the remaining being split between Israeli-Palestinian mixed race women and Romany gypsies). As yet, no cause has been determined, nor has the trigger of OCD events but sufferers coming within 100m of Julio Iglesias will often experience extreme symptoms. No cure has been found but the Oscillating Clitoris Disorder Foundation exists to seek a remedy to this disturbing ailment, the patron of this charity is Noel Edmonds.
Katie: "I think you just got a text."
Hannah: "No, I just have Oscillating Clitoris Disorder."
by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 8, 2010
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european osculation

"he was cute, but i dont think i liked him enough to european osculate him!"
by Keatz May 29, 2005
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oscillating

a substitute for the word awesome. Used out of necessity when the elderly and reality television stars were taking all of our affirmative adjectives.
'did you see how sam and liss beat up those elephants?'
'hell yeah, it was the most oscillating thing i've ever seen happen in a zoo!'
by Liss December 16, 2004
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Oscillating

Prince Harry: my penis was oscillating
by I fucking hate prince harry January 21, 2023
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