oscar mayer weiner

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be

Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?

by Like I'm Gonna Tell You! October 4, 2006

oscar mayer whiffer

“meat sniffer”, the private school version of saying “gay”because the good Christian teachers banned it

Kyle’s an Oscar Mayer whiffer!

by Oscarmayerwhiffer June 26, 2019

oscar mayer

A small little finger like dick

A small slender penis resembling a hotdog

If you have a small cock a girl may say you have an oscar mayer weiner

by hollysprings February 24, 2010

The Oscar Mayer

When you take a shit, roll it in cellophane and shove it up an anus.

The Oscar Mayer.

by Lord voltamort September 4, 2021

Oscar Mayer

A nickname for MY BIG FAT COCK.

Suck on this Oscar Mayer before I cut your bitch ass.

by Fuck You July 14, 2002

Oscar Mayer

An over cooked dried up weiner, probably belonging to the first author with the initials f y

It is full of animal waste not fit for human consumption

by Good Taste September 24, 2003

Big Oscar mayer Syndrome

Big pee pee

Only affects 1 out of 10 men Worldwide

But mainly just 405Richman

“Dang 405richman you still stuffing from Big Oscar mayer Syndrome”

by Richman405 February 12, 2022