Cut a hole in the bottom of your popcorn container, when your partner reches for popcorn they will find a "hefty" suprise. No lubrication needed, and always ask for extra butter.
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A sex position where the male ejaculates on the females feet and dries it with a hairdryer until crust forms around the toenails for female goats to feed on.
Sara: Do you have a tissue?
Rick: No, where are your feet?
Sara: Eww gross dont do it!
Rick: Too late bitch...*CUMMMMM*
Sara: Why is there a goat here?
Rick: Oh yeah baby I love to Ostiller!
Rick: No, where are your feet?
Sara: Eww gross dont do it!
Rick: Too late bitch...*CUMMMMM*
Sara: Why is there a goat here?
Rick: Oh yeah baby I love to Ostiller!
by GoatMaster101 December 10, 2010
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Overall she is incredible, flawless and nothing can compare to her.
Overall she is incredible, flawless and nothing can compare to her.
by cookie jar July 19, 2014
Get the ottillia mug.The Arm pit of Ontario. Leading Canadian cities in welfare rate per capa, and teen pregnancy . And in the top 5 in cocaine, opiate and gambling addiction. Downtown is a jumble of tatoo parlors and shitty pubs, topped off with a methedone clinic near the water front. The water is actually pretty clean, especially compared to wasaga beach where the waters are a sespool of hair gel and broken condoms thanks to all of the trash from toronto who frequent there thinking its jersey shore north.
We Went to the Atherley Arms strip club in orillia and they didn't even sell alchohol just pop and sick bitches with c sections
by rodgerrabitt44 April 24, 2011
Get the orillia mug.When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.
Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.
by Kevin Getzewich March 9, 2008
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