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Fake VHS Openings

A particular type of videos that show intros for VHS tapes that don't exist. While some of them are decently made, a majority of videos are recorded with an external-device (a camcorder or an iPhone), which is of insanely poor quality.
"I have ever seen some fake VHS openings about my favorite cartoon Thomas and Friends." - Some VHS fan
by Ryan900USAYT February 10, 2022
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opensourcerer

Of or relating to a person(s) who actively contributes to an open-source software project.
"Hmmm should we keep this code private, or publish it for the opensourcerers to mull over?"
by criptoe May 22, 2007
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openSUSE

An open-source, free, operating system developed by the openSUSE Project based off Linux. The GUI for openSUSE is often either KDE, or GNOME. openSUSE is often a good alternative for rather old systems, with generally easy usage.
The box said "requires windows ME or better..." so I upgraded to openSUSE!
by loki1717 December 27, 2008
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Opening day of Shopping

Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.
Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!

Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!
by brandon2k9 November 5, 2009
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oenis

oenis:
A viral infection which causes the penis to turn into an O. The viral infection is contracted and spread through sexual contact with an infected individual. Symptoms may include swelling of the genitals, course reddish bumps, discoloration of the genitals, and a burning sensation while urinating.
A week after a "study session" with AOD, Jimmy consulted his doctor and found out there was no cure for his oenis.
by Undariaus November 14, 2007
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Soft Opening

When a man masturbates prior to having sex, in order to last longer.
Bro, I have a hot date tonight. I'm gonna have a soft opening first.
by Cire Nicnor March 30, 2015
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Opensauce

Any type of sauce that is free of propitiatory ingredients and procedures. In order for a sauce to be deemed as opensauce, he 'sauce code' must be freely available under a GPLv3 licence for all to see.
Person One: Hello; welcome to Burger King, how can I help you?
Person Two: Hey, could I please get a whopper with cheese, without pickle, onion or tomato?
Person One: Sure, that'll be five dollars.
Person Two: Could I please have that with ketchup that conforms to opensauce standards?
Person One: Sure that'll be three dollars. I should note that you'll have to build it yourself, and Burger King is not responsible for anything you do. Oh, and it tastes like cow shit.
by manipulate July 11, 2010
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