ohioans

Idiots from ohio(the most boring state in the US) most of these people are horrible drivers and have absolutely no common sence in the 7 years ive been here not once have i been some place where there will b 100 damn ohioans standing on a long ass line when right next to it theres a line with no1 on it they think damn college football is a religion and are wayy overly absessed with it if theres a game on the movies and stores will b empty bc every single 1 of those morons are watching the damn game bc in there heads it somehow important they all should die!!!!!!!!!! ...or read a book

John: Yea collage football ROCKS!!!!!!!
Jim: Are you from Ohio?
John: YEA WOOOOOO!!!!! OH IO!! I CAN SPEL A 4 LETTER WORD AND NEED EVERY1 2 NO!
Jim: Damn you Ohioan.

ohioans: hey theres 2 lines to choose from should we get on the one with 16 people or the one that only has 1 person on it ... ill just get on the one with 16 people on theres soo manny people on this line it must b bc its the better one

non ohioan: your a fucking idiot have fun wasting your time while i get on the short line

by Non-Ohioan December 29, 2010

Ohioan WWE

When someone fucks like they're wrestling, or wrestling like they're fucking.

She got a full Ohioan WWE, you should’ve seen!
He looked like he was doing Ohioan WWE while wrestling.

by shiningmeta April 5, 2023

Ohioano

Spanish and Portuguese word for Ohioan.

Scott the Woz is an famous Ohioano.

by Ryan900USAYT August 20, 2023

OhGodANoob

The legendary noob. Some people see this alias and instantly know who it is, others roll their eyes and think Oh God, a noob. For the latter, when they actually take time to learn and befriend OhGodANoob, they quickly realize they are not such a noob after all.

*Person sees OhGodANoob username*

Person 1 - Hi noob, big fan <3
Person 2 - lol, ohgodanoob nice name

by CupcakeWarrior November 19, 2023

OhGodANoob

The legendary noob. Some people see this alias and instantly know who it is, others roll their eyes and think Oh God, a noob. For the latter, when they actually take time to learn and befriend OhGodANoob, they quickly realize they are not such a noob after all.

*Person sees OhGodANoob username*

Person 1 - Hi noob, big fan <3
Person 2 - lol, ohgodanoob nice name

by CupcakeWarrior November 19, 2023

OhGodANoob

The legendary noob. Some people see this alias and instantly know who it is, others roll their eyes and think Oh God, a noob. For the latter, when they actually take time to learn and befriend OhGodANoob, they quickly realize they are not such a noob after all.

*Person sees OhGodANoob username*

Person 1 - Hi noob, big fan <3
Person 2 - lol, ohgodanoob nice name

by CupcakeWarrior November 19, 2023

Ohioan Gyattism Disorder

Ohioan Gyattism Disorder (OGD) is a disorder affecting the muscles in the lower back, thigh and in severe cases, the head and neck. The first recorded case was in 1962 in Akron, Ohio affecting a 15-year-old boy "Mat Smith"
Symptoms include:

Pain and discomfort in the lower back, thigh, "behind" and neck.
As the disorder progresses it results in extreme back pain causing the patient to arch their back - thus promoting the progression of "Scoliosis"

At the end of its progression, the disorder causes the "Behind" of the patient to be inflamed, the inflammation can increase the behind's thickness to increase by 3-5 cm.

Person 1: Hey what happened to Mat?
Person 2: You didn't hear? He has OGD.
Person 1: Oh my god, my grandfather has Ohioan Gyattism Disorder!

by WhiteWolf_814519 March 14, 2024