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crack of hell

When you have to wake up extremely early.
Yesterday Fred had to wake up at the crack of hell to get to his 6 oclock race.
by Hansel Grossenberg August 28, 2006
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bill gates of hell

Bill Gates wants to vaccinate the whole world with the mark of the beast
by CRAZYLARRYQUOTES May 1, 2020
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Jukes towers of hell

A Roblox game where tower of hell noobs go to tower of true skill and quit the game cause its too hard
Kreekcraft: Tower of true skill
*goes in and cat do the first jump
Kreekcraft: Jukes towers of hell is too hard
by Your aunt Linda May 10, 2021
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Prince Of Hell

Prince Of Hell: Belial, Satan, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Lucifer, Laviathan, Mammon, Belphegor.

Lucifer: (pride) once arch angel, who was by historical reference called - "Light Bearer." Because of his jealously of god, got cast out of heaven for treason. 1/3 of all angels followed him, and he is a convincing figure. This 1/3 of damned angels actually act on their own volition, but follow Lucifer's beliefs, total chaos. Lucifer, one of the highest angels, fled to earth because he wished to kill jesus 3 times, but failed. He still awaits for judgment day where he will again fail to defeat the pious and faithful, but he will still try.

Leviathan: (envy) And that day will two monsters be parted, one monster, a female named Leviathan in order to dwell in the abyss of the ocean over the fountains of water; and (the other), a male called Behemoth, which holds his chest in an invisible desert whose name is Dundayin, east of the garden of Eden. Leviathan was a large whale-like sea creature, who may have had 7 heads according to some legends.

Mammon: (greed)

Belphegor: (sloth) demon of sloth and vanity. The demon of the sin slough.
Prince Of Hell: Belial, Satan, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Lucifer, Laviathan, Mammon, Belphegor.

Belial: Among certain sections of the Jews, Belial was considered the chief of all the devils. In The War of the Sons of Light and the Sons of Darkness (1QM), one of the Dead Sea scrolls, Belial is the leader of the Sons of Darkness

Satan: (wrath) The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity, often identified with the leader of the fallen angels, the Devil.the archfiend Satan, Old Nick, Devil, the Devil, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Tempter, Prince of Darkness

master of Hell

Beelzebub: (gluttony) Beelzebub, a translation of Baal-zebub. Both translate to Lord of Flies (more commonly), or Lord of the Dungheap. Because flies often gather around decaying corpses and as well spread disease, the term is symbolic for Lord of Death, Decay, Disease, etc. Beelzebub is either used as a synonym for Satan himself, or, as was made popular in Paradise Lost, as Satan's second-in-command devil. In Beelzebub worship a supernatural being that is all good and the provider of the two things that make life worth living food and sex. Beelzebub worship is mostly concerned with food and sex.

Asmodeus: (lust) In Asmodeus worship a supernatual being that is all good and is a god of sex and all good things in life come from him.
by Jane L August 1, 2012
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The Gates of Hell

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

It is 3-7 rings from 2" diameter, down to 1" diameter.
The steel rings are connected by a 1/2" leather strap
It limits an erect penis to a confined space, making it extremely difficult to ejaculate.
The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

Bob wore "the Gates of Hell" to pleasure his woman.
by stargeneral61 April 28, 2010
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Tower Of Hell Roblox

A obby game where you keep on falling and landing on lasers when you die. This game is rigged because when your on a ladder, it auto jumps for you when you didn't even jump! Other than that, its quite a cool game ngl.
by jammyjames42 September 3, 2020
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Get Out Of Hell Free Card

In the world of born-again Christianity, a get-out-of-hell-free-card is a lame excuse an evangelical will use to justify or sugarcoat their shortcomings in order to keep up the illusion that they are still morally, intellectually and consciously superior to all the non-believing secularists. Oftentimes these lame excuses come in the form of Bible verses or paraphrased Bible quotes, but sometimes they will just comletely make shit up. One of the most popular get-out-of-hell-free-cards is the saying: "We err because we're human, but we constantly strive to be perfect like Jesus in every way." A more crazy rationalization for bad behavior is the accusation, "How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?"
Linda: Teens should wait until they're married before having sex.

Greg: At what age did you lose your virginity?

Linda: If you must know, I was 12. But that doesn't make it okay. We err because we're human, but being a Christian means that we constantly strive to be like Jesus in every way. Just because I sinned doesn't mean you have to also.

Greg: Wow, it sounds like she just used her get out of hell free card.

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Bob: Woah, Georgie. You totally missed that grazing buck with your AK-47 and just killed that entire wedding party!

Georgie: How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?

Bob: Uh, yeah. I think your get out of hell free card is expired.
by Tim Gay July 31, 2009
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