Nutri-Toots

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

by fartman_ April 2, 2009

Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.

man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.

by Sexydimma November 8, 2012

nottingham high school

fake bitches y'all thick-skulled sons of bitches.

#swampratsgay

nottingham high school is ass

by actuallyfuckingdieyouwhore January 13, 2018

Notti Osama

Notti Osama was an up-and-coming 14 yr-old drill rapper from Harlem, New York, specifically from the Sugarhill area. Notti went viral for making songs with his brother, DD Osama, and his friend, Sugarhill Ddot. Notti was stabbed in a train station after an altercation with one of his opps. This is where the viral TikTok trend, Notti Boppin, originated. In the dance, users are seen punching the sides of their hips to mimic his stabbing to a song called Notti Bop by Jenn Carter, Kyle Richh, and TaTa. (Please do not participate in this trend as it is pretty disrespectful both to Notti and his family.) This kid had his whole life ahead of him, and he had some bars. If you'd like, listen to his song with his brother, "Dead Opps".

" Notti Osama, rest in paradise. You had your whole life ahead of you, my nigga. E4N"

by An Actually Helpful Person December 27, 2022

nuthin

Nothing. Mostly used by ghetto people and gangster wannabes. The o is replaced by an u. It makes it sound more street and more 'whatever'.

Person A: Cut the check nigga!
Person B: Yo give it here and dont say nuthin.

by youknowyoudont August 22, 2006

nattie ice

a beer with a great history of service to the working classes of america.. A beer that makes you wanna wake up and go to work, with the comfort of knowing that multiple cold brews will be waiting. at a price of 4.99 for a 12 pack this brew is a simply unbeatable value that invites many classy, yet unemployed, inviduals to enjoy its rich taste. When added to a funnel this beverage has the ability to make an individual incoherent within several minutes. When purchasing in a grocery store, many fellow customers will tend to make comments about the quality of the beverage, but these comments shoud be ignored

"Nattie Ice!!!! you must be getting really fucked up tonight."

by joe jameson September 12, 2006

Nutiful

When something is so beautiful, sexy, or hot that simply looking at it makes you nut a little metaphorically or physically.

“Wow Bertha that dress looks very nutiful on you!”
“No Susan that crop top is simply nutiful on your dummy thicc bod!”

by Hottie thottie October 12, 2019