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Brazil Nut Job

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Death caused by the over-consumption of Brazil Nuts. The condition is referred to by medical authorities as selenosis, which can also include symptoms such as garlic odor on the breath, gastrointestinal disorders, hair loss, sloughing of nails, fatigue, irritability and neurological damage.
Man 1: Yo man, you hear about Justin?
Man 2: Nah, what happened?
Man 1: Brazil Nut Job!
Man 2: Poor guy! I guess he had it coming with how many of those things he ate.
Man 1: Yeah, I guess we should've known. Dude's breath had been kickin like Bruce Lee for days now.
Man 2: If we could only go back...
by P_Nuts March 25, 2011
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right wing nut job

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Self-indulged nazi republicans who believe that George W. Bush is the devine savior of the US and rest of the world. Usually identified by using the word "liberal" in a negative tone in every spoken or written sentance.
That Ann Coulter broad is one right wing nut job!
by Michael Sutthampham October 23, 2005
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a nut job

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Putting Nutella on a guy's penis and licking it all off. Yum.
"ONG, I gave my boyfriend a nut job last night. It was delicious."
by Jellybean16 September 27, 2014
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Tallahassee nut job

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The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018
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crazy nut job

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typically a bitch who "thinks" she's right, when she's no where's close and sticking to her guns, even though she's as far off base as fucking possible, therefore making her a crazy nut job.
Andy: hey man, whats up with her thinking she's all that?
Todd: I dunno bro
Andy: Must be yet another crazy nut job. Does she have a sponsor?
Todd: Yea, bitches be crazy society
by ccourt39 July 14, 2011
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Tallahassee nut job

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The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018
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right-wing nut job

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The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.
*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"
by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023
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