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nuntard

A person that is so ugly you can't believe anyone would ever have sex with them. Not even a pitty fuck.

A part of the body that makes one unappealing to prospective sexual partners.

Sort of the physical version of prick
That guy isn't just an asshole, his face makes him a nuntard.

Ugh. I have a date in ten minutes and I have this huge nuntard on my face. Where is my zit cream?
by Cerdito October 3, 2006
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Nantucket Bidet

When you're on a boat using the bathroom, and the waves are so fierce that the water from the toilet comes up and gets in your butthole.
God, the seas were so rough this morning that I got a Nantucket Bidet on the way to Figawi.
by CLarry2 May 25, 2017
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Nurture Day

April 23
The anniversary of the release of Porter Robinson's long awaited second album "Nurture". The day when we come together to celebrate life, friendship, music and the sky.
(⚬⃔⚬N⚬⃔⚬)
"its International Nurture Day lets fucking gooooooooo!!!"
"you wanna lay in some grass?"
"I'm allergic but why tf now its Nurture Day!"
by LuigiiMan April 21, 2021
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cachungus my nungus

A term used to greet friends.
Friend 1: Cachungus my nungus

Friend 2: was poppin boi
by ItzYaBoiVegeta August 9, 2017
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Nunku

Local bengali word for a dick . Commonly used as a slang.
Tor nunku kete debo.

English translation - I'll cut your dick.
by Mathew Boseman November 22, 2021
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Nunbump

Main Entry: nun·bump
Pronunciation: 'nuhn-buhmp
Function: noun, adjective
Jamaican expletive, akin to bumbaclot, bloodclot, or rassclot, used as either an exclamation or an adjectival intensifier. Derived from the Catholic faith, it suggests the sacrilegious idea of a pregnant nun.
"Nunbump! I missed my train."
"Get your nunbump hands off me!"
by KurtTO June 20, 2008
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Man From Nantucket

A ubiquitous limerick that always starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" and then ends with various perverted rhymes.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he thrusted
This cunt is so busted
My dick is so limp I can’t fuck it
by Mike Okizard December 30, 2015
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