Bullet-Proof Nudity

The concept that the less armor or clothing a person wears, the more agile, less encumbered, and distracting they are in a combat situation.

This concept is mostly associated with females, but not exclusive.

After equipping the extremely skimpy bikini-armor, the battle was won as a result of "bullet-proof nudity."

by bbilbo1 March 25, 2010

Public nudity

where a person is totally naked in public.something that is totally natural and no one elses business if you are except for someone that thinks you have a totally awesome body and wants to fuck.

what do you think about public nudity?

by Deep blue 2012 November 5, 2009

disaster nudity

Identified first by comidienne Margaret Cho, disaster nudity is the semi-clothed state where one is wearing only a shirt, or only a coat, or is missing pants or underwear. It is called "disaster nudity" because it looks like one was "in the shower and there was an earthquake," so one just had to throw on what was readily available.

Girl: Oh mylanta, I'm so tired of my boyfriend walking around in just a t-shirt. No one wants to see flaccid man junk that early in the morning. Or when they're making toast.
Girl's Friend: Wow. Sounds like Disaster Nudity to me. You gotta have a talk with that fashion-challenged dbag.

by Princess_Aria October 31, 2009

Full Cuntal Nudity

1)a porno movie.
2)an all nude strip club.

lets go down to babydolls and check out some full cuntal nudity.

by anon March 4, 2005

Piecemeal Nudity

Nudity viewed one portion at a time, usually through photographs that deny the viewer a complete picture of the naked person they are looking at.

I keep asking Christina for naked pictures of herself, but all she sends me is these piecemeal nudity photos. I want to see the whole body!

by USMC Cpl August 29, 2009

verbal nudity

to metaphorically show ones ass in public

Brent was charged with verbal nudity afte accusing the teens of making fun of him.

by quartez February 10, 2015

Public emotional nudity (p.e.n)

Putting your emotions out there using public media. Ones inability to write a card or a private message!

Public emotional nudity (p.e.n), contain your feelings the whole world doesn't need to know how you feel.

by karismatic life November 17, 2014