nutfuckle

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

nttfu

"Not trying to fuck you"

Often a nice jesture of a guy will be mistaken by a girl for a cheesy action to get in her pants. NTTFU will get rid of the mistaken thoughts, so that the jesture can be seen as the pure friendly jesture that it is.

(text messaging)
Kim: "Tim, i'm so sick today. I feel like my head is burning up"
Tim: "Ah, do you want me to bring you some freshly squeezed orange jus?"
Kim: ".. no thats okay"
Tim: "NTTFU!"
Kim: "oh, come on over!"

by raminho July 13, 2010

Netfugue

Noun. A word for the lost time to binge watching Netflix. Taken from the term “fugue” meaning a state or period of loss of awareness of one’s identity and the word/name “Netflix.”

I had another Netfugue incident this weekend. I watched all 5 seasons of Breaking Bad.

by shmeggle November 5, 2015

NSFU

Not Safe For the Universe, used to describe something that shouldn't exist, and nothing in the universe wants to know.

goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty, and 2 girls 1 cup are all nsfu.

by Zeddekesu January 12, 2009

nutfuck

A person who acts mindlessly.
See fucknut

That nutfuck ran over my cat!

by Ethan December 4, 2003

NotFury

“NotFury” is a very talented Fortnite Map Maker. He’s very ambitious and strives for perfection.

He’s also a blender and 2D Artist!

Woah, is that a “NotFury” Map?

Do you know “NotFury” the Fortnite Map Maker?

by Juhdee November 9, 2020

Netfucked

Binge watching a series before your agreed date/time with watch partners

I told her not to watch the new season without me, when she didn’t laugh at that joke I knew she totally netfucked me.

by Pmbfl June 20, 2022