Nurse Kitty

A euphemism for comfort sex.

Can you come over now, Nurse Kitty?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

Shark nurse

A nurse whose sole intent in life is to bag herself a rich doctor.

"A handsome med student like you better watch out for the shark nurses!"

by Fuddler May 3, 2013

nurse nancy

a girl that will let anything happen at anytime ,no shame and totally ok with it .

when he met her she was a real nurse nancy ,after marrage she has become raggedy ann,fat ,full of stuffing and only the kids love her!

by Anna65 February 26, 2009

Norse Invader

1. (v) When a man and woman are having sex in the wheelbarrow position in the front lawn or front porch, then as the man climaxes he grabs the woman's torso and charges at the front door smashing his partner through the door headfirst.

Olga has a pretty bad neck injury from the Norse Invader that Sven gave her last week.

by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

norse rune only lane

seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.

don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.

by lexicali slim September 22, 2009

nurse quacktitioner

A nurse who thinks she is a doctor.

Nurse: "I subscribe to professional medical journals! I am a nurse practitioner!!!"
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.

by JRSchwartz March 5, 2019

scratching narse

to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful

"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."

by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005