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Ere Me Now

Yo Ere Me now Iz about ta bust down da massive word fing for all yous batty boys. Ere Me Now iz one hof da best phrazes to use when your posse aignt listenin. Or like in da case some spasticated Geezer hez like trying ta ignore yous.
Yo Ere Me Now Dis be none utter dan mez main G Kernal KFC.
Aight so yous is like da geezer oo makes all dem chikens fings innit.
by MC Liquid November 24, 2004
mugGet the Ere Me Nowmug.

kill me now...

That moment you realise you have a whole list of chores after you got done doing something really hard is the best time to use this phrase!
Oh my god! Kill me now...” Said the boy who just got out of school.
by THEIRONY December 12, 2017
mugGet the kill me now...mug.

fuck me now

A cry of despair.
Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
by harry flashman August 5, 2003
mugGet the fuck me nowmug.

chav-me-now

a term used by some people to define and verbally irritate a chav without them being aware of the abuse! use at the end of a discussion for full effect.
"look at those bad boys over there, chav-me-now!!"
by Danny 316 October 29, 2006
mugGet the chav-me-nowmug.

Skype me now

A common phrase used only by the "smartest intellectuals" who have a learning capacity of that of a 5 year old when they want to call someone on Skype.
Me: *says nothing while online on Skype*
"Intellectual": SkYpE mE nOw
Me: no i can't, i'm busy
"Intellectual": SkYpE mE nOw
Me: I just fucking said i can't
"Intellectual": aRe We FrIeNdS
by SheepSugary December 12, 2019
mugGet the Skype me nowmug.

Bird me now

Friend No1: “wow, he’s fit”
Friend No2: “Bird me now”
by Lindzo August 9, 2018
mugGet the Bird me nowmug.

Shoot Me Now

what you say when you live in, or around the campbelltown, western sydny region.
i fucking hate life. neeerrr shoot me now
by ladlan October 16, 2008
mugGet the Shoot Me Nowmug.

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