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Nottingham

The best place anyone's ever been to ever. Also home to Nottingham Forest, best football team in the world
Guy 1: Do you live in Nottingham?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: then you're life's shit
by ilovenottingham July 7, 2013
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Nottingham

City in Central England with ideas way above its station. 4th most violent city in England status belied by poncy head-up-arse ideas of its city councillors who don't seem to realise what a ghastly and dangerous place it really is. Gun and drug crime proliferate, as does street begging. Oh and the women are slappers too.
by Baby Fat Head February 13, 2004
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Nottingham

A flop of three spades in Texas hold-em
1.With a Nottingham out there, you've gotta be worried about the flush

2.There's so many spades out there it's like Nottingham on a Friday night!
by delzdreth May 7, 2009
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Nottingham

a dreary town in the even drearier east midlands whose only claim to fame is the non-existent 'outlaw' Robin Hood who was a victorian work of fiction came from nearby. Every where you look there its robin hood this robin hood that and yes, you've guessed it robin hood the other.
everyone in nottingham is proud of a non-existant person because they bizarely think tourists will want to go there.
by ben dover of the yard August 5, 2004
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Nottingham

For the low class of the UK. For a big city the people from here are poor and unhealthy. A city that stuggles with life and turns to crime. A city that embarrass surrounding high class city's. Embarrassment of the Midlands, Embarrassment of England, Embarrassment of the World.
Nottingham - Forest Laughing stock
Nottingham - Embarrassment
Nottingham - What you tread in
by CEGent November 26, 2011
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Nottingham

Long live King Richard. And since I have have to use the word in the example, Nottingham
by Orange Rooster May 23, 2016
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Nottingham

Something that is in close relation to the best, and in comparison, poor. This is because of the obviousness that nottingham is located next to the best, Derby.
Yeh he's great, just got his exam results back, all A's! Shame about my Nottingham though
by a peadophilic panda November 23, 2010
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