not your cheese

none of your beeswax/business

“hey man did tiana & dylan break up ?!?”
“that’s not your cheese man.”

by actuallycheese October 20, 2020

Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.

“dont make me season your cheese buddy”

by Weinerbob September 5, 2019

cheeseing your soup

The act of sprinkling luscious parmeasian cheese onto another's soup or any other food for that matter

Excuse me miss, may I do u the honor of cheeseing your soup?

by Soup cheeser March 7, 2016

Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.

Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.

by Bickerith May 31, 2019

Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

Churn your cheese

a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating

Dude, can I churn your cheese?

by thischick12 January 26, 2011